If You Were There...

★ You have a five-year-old brother who can “read your mind” with unbelievable accuracy.

I would be really freaked out at first, but try to use his ability to help me find out what people around me are thinking!

★ Mrs. Whatsit has just knocked at your door in the middle of the night.

"WHO ARE YOU!? WHAT DO YOU WANT? GET OUT, OR I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE!!!!"

★ You are listening angrily to the principal of the school explain just how uncooperative and belligerent you are

*Smack him* and say,"Sorry, I'm just a bit uncooperative."

★ You are in eleventh grade, A five-year-old child begins an intellectual conversation with you, through which you find out that he is intellectually equal, and perhaps, superior, to you.

"Whoa. Who are you, kid?", and ask him to do my homework for me. 

★Three unbelievably strange women want you to go on a dangerous mission with them.

"Um, sorry, I think you must have mistaken me for someone else...", and run away as fast as I can.

★ You experience travel through time and space.

Write an article about it and become famous and rich!

★You are the man with the red eyes. Charles Wallace has just kicked you.

" Guard? Take him to the room where that boy who didn't bounce his ball right is being tortured. And make him kick the wall for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times."

★You are IT, eager to control some new minds from Earth.

"Yeah! 1x1 is 1, 1x2 is 2, 1x3 is 3, 1x4 is 4, 1x5 is 5..."

★ You meet IT for the first time.

Freak out. "AHHHHHHHH! EWWWWW... A huge disembodied brain!? It definitely is an IT..."

★ IT tries to take over your mind.

Run away screaming at the top of my lungs.

★Knowing what it is like to tesser, you have been asked to tesser again.

"No thank you. I'd rather walk there."